Unanswerable questions
Ø Can you cry under water?
Ø Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Ø Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
Ø Which way does a compass point in the space?
Ø How come popcorn is not a vegetable?
Ø Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Ø Why is number abbreviated as “no”, when there is no “o” in number?
Ø How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Ø Why is Christmas colours red and green when Santa’s suit is red and white?
Ø Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
Ø Do stairs go up or down?
Ø Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Ø Are marbles made of marble?
Ø Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Ø Can you get cornered in a round room?
Ø Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Ø Wouldn’t it be smart to make sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolates?
Ø Isn’t it funny how the word “politics” is made up of the words “poli” meaning “many” in Latin, and “tics” as in “bloodsucking creatures”?
Ø Can mute people burp?
Ø If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
Ø Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are vegetable?
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