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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

really sweet!!!!!!!

A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessivelymischievous.They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful indisciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed but asked to see them individually.So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with theolder boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a hugeman with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,Where is God?" They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer.So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger inthe boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIGtrouble this time, dude.
God is missing - and they think WE did it!"

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