Roles in Heaven

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Roles in Heaven :


Brahma
Systems  Installation


Vishnu
Systems Administration &  Support


Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant


Saraswati
Training and Knowledge  Management


Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)


Ganesh
Quality Assurance &  Documentation


Narada
Data transfer


Yama
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant


Chitragupta
IDP &  Personal Records


Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses


Devas
Mainframe  Programmers


Surya
Solaris Administrator


Rakshasas
In house Hackers


Ravan
Internet  Explorer WWWF


Kumbhakarnan
Zombie Process


Lakshman
Support  Software and Backup


Hanuman
Linux/s390


Vaali
MS  Windows


Sugreeva
DOS


Jatayu
Firewall


Dronacharya
System Programmer


Vishwamitra
Sr. Manager  Projects


Shakuni
Annual appraisal & Promotion


Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off  document)


Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )


Dharmaraj
Yudhishthira
ISO  Consultant (CMM level 5)


Arjun
Lead Programmer (all companies are  vying for him)


Abhimanyu
Trainee Programmer


Draupadi
Motivation  & Team building


Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM


Duryodhana
Microsoft  product Written in VB


Karna
Contract programmer


Dhrutarashtra
Visual  C++


Gandhari
Dreamweaver


100  Kauravas
Microsoft Service Packs and  patches